Life Lessons,  Prose

Haba Mummy !?

Me: morning mum
Mum: morning, how are you
Me: am fine
Mum: good, have you brushed?
Me: nope, I am not going any where today
Mum: have you taken you bath?
Me: nope, why should I bath I am not going anywhere today
Mum: well, hope you have made your bed.
Me: hmmm… Mum, am not going anywhere and nobody is coming to see me.
Mum: seriously,
Me: I am not going anywhere mum
Mum: Really pete? Okay.
. . . . . . . . . .

2:30pm Later
Me: mum, I didn’t see my food in the kitchen
Mum: food for what?
Me: my lunch (eyes wide open and confused )
Mum: why should you eat when you are not going anywhere?
Me: seriously, Haba Mummy haba?
Mum: yes Pete, very very serious.

-Diary of an Earthling, z.g.barwa

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